My Dog Just Ate 10oz of Glitter

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 06/24/2017 at 18:50 • Filed to: None

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I’m expecting this shortly.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 18:54

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How much do you want for it?

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/24/2017 at 18:56

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If there’s anything I know about the golden turd, it’s that it drives whoever possesses it to madness. I’ll trade you for the 924, which I’d like to believe has the same property.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 19:00

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 19:09

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Fancy looking Scoob 

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 19:24

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It’s not scoob. It’s scoob’s baller cousin.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 19:25

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Fun fact: Model Magic goes through the Canine digestive system completely unaltered.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/24/2017 at 19:47

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Occasionally he poops inside the house and I kinda hope this is one of those times. Then never again.

TheRevanchist > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 19:56

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GMC Poofreshinal Grade.

Matsayz > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 20:01

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Hahaha. Our dog ate at least 12 of a 24pack of Crayola Crayons once.... laughed so hard when it came out

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 20:46

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My first dog got into our tinsel one year, there were tinsel turds for a few days after that. Dogs are silly.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 20:59

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I can come confirm that candle wax passes through a dog unaltered.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 21:13

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As long as you don’t start randomly murdering people as a result.

David Baker > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 06/24/2017 at 21:21

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I read this in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice: It’s not The Scoob, but it is The Scoob’s baller cousin.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > David Baker 06/24/2017 at 21:38

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Yep. Sorta what I was going for. I didn’t remember the exact phrasing though.

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 22:03

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Ten fluid ounces, or ten ounces by weight?

Because ten ounces by weight of glitter is SO MUCH GLITTER.

OPPOsaurus WRX > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 06/24/2017 at 22:28

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I’m kinda curious what it will look like. SR20 required

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious 06/24/2017 at 23:36

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Good question. I have no idea which standard they use for glitter...

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/24/2017 at 23:37

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Its by a wide margin the most interested I’ve ever been in dog shit